You have been sent to the place you have long deserved to be in . . .
The Looney Bin Newsletter -- The Looney Word
Talk to the Doc -- Dr. Ferhign
Perform a Play -- The Grokarina Home for the People that Belong in a Looney Bin
Visit the cell of a patient in the Looney Bin -- Patient X
Help outside The Looney Bin -- Psychiatic Help Online