Talk to the Doc:
 Dr. Ferhign, Ph.D.   

Dr. Ferhign: So, what seems to be the problem?

You: 1)I fear that I am not good enough to come to you for help.
     2)I suffer from severe internet addiction.
     3)I scrolled beyond line when you said not to.
     4)I feel sorry for Patient X.
     5)I hate you.
     6)When reading the About The Looney Bin, I found out that you are 
       not real. This crushed my dreams.
     7)I have a different problem.
     8)I do not have any of the above problems, I am normal.

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT SCROLL BEYOND THIS LINE.

Dr. Ferhign: You scrolled beyond the line, didn't you? How am I supposed to
             help you if you won't listen to what I tell you? Now Go Back
             to the top!

Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . Maybe you're not good enough to come to me for
help. Maybe you're right. Thanks for coming to me though. Now go back to the
top.

















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . as long as you are spending so much time on the
internet, you might as well spend it either at The Looney Bin or Andrea's
Page. But for now, go back to the top.


















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . maybe when you're told not to do things, you
shouldn't. If you would have obeyed me in the first place, you wouldn't
have this problem, now would you? Let's see if you can obey this time:
Go back to the top.
















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . If you would have read the About The Looney Bin,
you would know that Patient X is a fictional character. You now no longer
have to feel sorry for him. Now, go back to the top.

















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . hate is a very strong word. Are you sure you 
really hate me? Maybe you just have a strong feeling of dislike. Now I guess
the big question is why do you feel that you hate me? Do you not like me 
because of what I say or because of what I look like? Maybe you should just 
go back to the top.
















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . that is true, I am not real. I am just a figment
of your imagination. Of course I'm real, do you think that I could be giving
you advise if I wasn't real. But then, this stuff could already be typed. I
guess you'll never know. Now, go back to the top.

















Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . now I can't help you if you don't tell me what the
problem is. Now go back to the top and choose a problem (don't be shy).

Dr. Ferhign: Well . . . there's your first problem. You think you are
normal? No, if you think you are normal, no, you're not. Now go back to the
top and choose a problem.